I'm a Queer Anarchist

New Sherlock Holmes adaptation idea: Watsondoes a voiceover narration of the story and it frequently contradicts what’s happening onscreen. Sometimes it’s literally just blatant lies. Watson also frequently looks into the camera like he’s on the office. It’s set in the original Victorian era so this should not be possible. He’s the only character who does this.

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[ID: a montage of a paper clip in a bunch of different locations around a house. end ID]

anyone who uses the r slur at this point needs to just be recognized as a hateful bigot and we cant be quiet about it anymore. genuinely. get mad at people for this. point it out and be annoying about it. no you cant reclaim it you just want an excuse to be bigoted

applying for any sort of disability benefit or accommodation be like

yeah I feel like this applies doubly for any programs intended specifically for disabled people to be honest

This is Uncle Bao (uncle_bbao on Instagram)!

Americans love to act like seeing a naked body is rhe worst thing that can ever happen to anyone ever

Every few months or so someone makes a post condescendingly explaining to autistic people/the arfid affected that if you don’t eat vegetables you will die. And EVERY time it pisses me off because oh my god girl. We already know 😂🔫

[person who is about to offer no actual advice on how to meet nutritional goals with a sensory processing/eating disorder] you autistics need to stop making excuses not to eat your grown up foods. If you go on a boat you couldn’t use sensory issues as an excuse not to wear a life vest, could you? I know you guys aren’t typically receptive to demands and social pressure, but lowkey this isn’t about helping you I just think you’re annoying.

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame