meep.

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

I can’t get over the sheer poetry of how the car falls apart - the perfect chain reaction escalating as it travels round.

This is the single funniest video on the Internet

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can't extend their back properly, so their back is like thi-- (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can't break his spine 'cause he don't have a spine.

i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me

Reblog to make more hot as fuck trans men exist in this world we're in

happy electric feel friday

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

canon also refers to the camera brand. click click

its hard to get into angel/demon stuff bc i cant accept a reality where christianity or ontological good/evil is real

this is so real and fair

you lost your faith in humanity? wow really? have you watched 45,000 people simultaneously control one pokemon game and get to the fourth gym?  believe in humans.

they released the starter

Pokemon Heritage Post

Potion of fucking idiot

his videos make me feel like I'm awake at 5 in the morning against my will and everyone else at the party is either unconscious or staring at the corner like the blair witch