Existent Being

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

I want a plugin for Microsoft Teams that shows all the thumbs up as middle fingers.

semi-related i really wish people would disentangle "bad" & "unethical" & "illegal" & "inadvisable" & "annoying" & "ugly" & "harmful" etc. like we're going to get nowhere by presuming a 1:1 equivalency of these things across the board lmao

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

source in the BMJ archive: https://www.bmj.com/content/315/7123/1685

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

(flirting) i could be your problem

I could be the monkeys to your circus.

There is an overlap between the smartest geese and the dumbest humans

If they hadn't put up the sign, the geese wouldn't have known.