Existent Being

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

god I fucking love senshi he is so kind to the people around him he feeds those he wants to break the cycle of trauma he faced from going humgry and physically is hurt by the thought of his friends being malnourished I love him I need him in my life I strive to be like him

As a Jew, there's something that really gets me about Izzy being the last of the original Howling Commandos to actually be still alive unaltered (since Dum Dum's consciousness is uploaded to an LMD and Nick Fury is chained to the moon as the Watcher). Izzy Cohen, the humble mechanic from Brooklyn, who actually settled down and started a family and got out even when he kept being dragged back in, who never became rich and/or famous like Pinky, Dino, or Rebel and never rose high into the ranks of SHIELD like Fury, Gabe, or Dum Dum (or Eric, but he's not an original Howler), is the one to outlive everyone. He witnessed some of the worst atrocities in human history done to his own people, he suffered terrible torture and captivity during the war, moreso than many of the other Howlers, he slowly watched all his buddies from the war die one by one as time passed......and he survived. He survived and he lived and he's still alive (well, at this point, realistically, more likely he died of old age since his last appearance, but Marvel doesn't care enough to tell us that). Izzy got to grow old when so many people of his generation didn't. There's something really bittersweet about it all, and especially because he's a Jew.

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

You can tell we're getting into the desperate months of zucchini excess by the way the New York times just sent out a list of 107 zucchini recipes.

Oh thank god