Paris.

What a weird fcking thing to say

WWE is drag for guys who wanna be cooler guys

Camp Masculinity

what makes this even funnier to me is that it's a Skyline GT-R, a car that was only made for the Japanese market, meaning it's right hand drive. which means that if you wanted to go through a drive thru that's made for left hand drive cars, you would have to go in reverse in order to be on the side with the drive thru window

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

He’s right

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

when you are done with a tab you can close it. every browser in the world has a feature that lets you open recently closed tabs. also there is browsing history. need to visit a webpage often? may i introduce you to the bookmarks feature. there’s no reason to leave your tabs open. hoarder behavior.

OP I’m hitting you with a shovel

my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social media

oh time for my antidepressant! *sucks ur cock*