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Hey Tumblr Mobile why do you always try to hurt my eyes. I don't think it's very nice of your ads to constantly break and flash rapidly. I don't get seizures but this is still very Not Fun to look at. Go to your room and think about what you've done.
reasons people might be looking at you in public (that arenāt negative)
they like what youāre wearing.
you look like someone they know.
they recognize a piece of clothing or accessory youāre wearing.
they think youāre beautiful or attractive.
theyāre not actually looking at you; theyāre completely zoned out.
they'reĀ bored and people-watching.
they recognize you from somewhere.
theyāre hesitating to ask you something or give you a compliment.
theyāve seen you in that same place before.
you caught their eye.
you look like how they imagined a fictional character to look.
youāre actively reminding them of something completely unrelated and theyāre thinking about it.
theyāre admiring one of your visual qualities (smile, stance, hairstyle).
Don't forget!
Their eyes just kinda. Looked at you. They got that natural aimbot and locked onto some aspect of you for Literally No Reason.
I saw liminal spaces and put some sticks in them
(still new to the concept so idk if these really count)
The backgrounds aren't mine! they're from pinterest.
It's funny, usually liminal spaces are used for horror and discomfort, but this brings the opposite emotion. They're hanging out and playing around in these rooms, encouraging each other to engage in their fun.
itās the no notes blanket fort! climb on in

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Dumb idea i had for an askblog.
In short I was thinking about like an old tumblr post were someone was like: "HAha! I managed to cement my place in the poly house by always doing the dishes. now I live here rentfree! I just need to make sure no one realises I am not dating anyone. This house of cards is very unstable." But with the Bad Sans poly.
So the idea is that it is an message askblog. Which follows Nightmare (passive) who managed to infiltrate the bad sans poly house. and is hoping to be able to stay there and not discovered as he navigates college.
So the original like message is sort of like an "AITA for slightly lying to the poly i live with?" and then like. It continues on as Nightmare describes what it is like living there and answers messages (the asks) left on his original post
You see the vision?
Buddy, I cannot think of a funnier askblog for a casual college au with these guys.
I DO think tumblr's dev team has been instructed to constantly implement new features and that's why they keep tweaking the UI in goofy ways. I imagine this is an upper management thing, so even if we say "well don't change anything and just maintain the status quo" they'll continue to make other changes anyway.
I will admit I REALLY like the recent improvements they've added to tumblr's search (you can exclude terms now!! you can search multiple tags!! and time frames!!) so it's not like they're incapable of adding useful features. it might be mutually beneficial for us as users if we were more vocal about things we want and don't want. Some features I'd like to see added:
spoilerable text
spoilerable images
the return of hover text!! remember when we had that?
ability to embed videos in reblogs
ANIMATED GIF ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
the ability to turn off other people's animated gif icons
the ability to filter original posts on a user's ENTIRE blog, not just a tag/search
more html support, like what if we could build tables
adding reactions to replies! I'm glad we can like them more but it'd be nice if we could take this further
embeddable tiktoks?? I don't even use tiktok but I remember trying to embed one in like 2020 and I'm surprised we still can't! even vines were able to be embedded
being able to search in your DMs. not being able to do this is why I tend to redirect mutuals to discord
MUTING USERS POSTS/COMMENTS WITHOUT BLOCKING THEM! just cause I don't want to see someone's posts doesn't mean I don't want us to never interact ever
a mutual-only dashboard feed
a feed for the blogs you're subscribed to
get rid of tumblr tv lmao I've literally never used it
"mark as read" button for communities without opening them
please dear god no AI shit unless it's a way for me to filter/block it easier
several of these I've submitted support tickets for under "feedback", and if there's anything you feel strongly about I suggest you do too!
Fuck narilamb fuck goatlamb fuck narigoat FUCK narigoatlamb let me see your cotl ships with your followers or other characters in game I need to feel alive
I bred two snow lambs in order to get a permanent snow lamb, and I named her Frostbite. River Boy came up to me one day and requested he get married with her, which I decided would be fitting because she couldn't die to age like a regular follower. I was expecting a cheating plotline, just like what happened in another save, but no! He's happily devoted to my Frostbite! Funniest part is I had to remove the "hates snowlambs" trait from him when I first indoctrinated him, so it's actually enemies to lovers.
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii š okayš so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. š„ŗ and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! š«¢ and that is No Good š āāļø hahaaa So. š I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! šÆ Uh oh! š There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 𤨠Whaaat? š¤·āāļø Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. š I've been killing people,
my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks
situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat
further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.
bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.
as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting "like y'all have NO sense"
personally I stand with frog defender on this issue
#justiceforfroggirl

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Okay so, I asked once on the events of the game, on the whole timeline thing and how it goes
And we acutally got an answer from the devs
Here's the link if anyone wants, the devs are answering some questions so you can check it out if you wanna
(Or use the link in their discord sever if you dont trust me-)
Also catch these two questions that had Kallamar in them
(WDYM KALLAMAR'S CULT IS LEAST CHILL EXPERIENCE (man I would be cooked)
Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*
*Not limited to mammals
Thoughts?
Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!
Not the best, but still really good!
It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.
I have no opinion one way or the other.
It's not great. I really don't care for it.
This sucks! I demand a respin!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
Mike
Ideas are free for use!!
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New concept featuring Nightmare suffering <3 because I like angst <3
Dream shot him in the eye with a positive arrow, by accident, and it left him permanently blinded
The eye is the one spot on a skeleton where the magic is pure and unprotected by bones, or in his case goop, so unlike when Nightmare would receive an arrow through the arm or leg (for example) and would heal after a while, the positivity was able to directly burn his magic through his eye, needless to say it was unbearably painful and the fight immediately stopped
The injury couldn't be healed due to it being pure magic against pure magic, all that the gang could do was stop the progression so Nightmare wouldn't lose his whole face, but his eye couldn't be saved and he will wear the scar his whole life
His "vision" is completely white, like if he was staring at a lamp in permanence, the only thing he can perceive is people's negative emotions that will appear as shadows, more or less dark depending on the amount of negativity, and if it is too negative the positivity in the injury will burn again and he won't be able to look for too long
The magic "bleeds" when his own negative emotions are too strong as it reacts to that, it causes the scar to sting as well
The war between the twins stopped after the accident, they didn't make a truce but Dream (who feels absolutely horrible for what he did) refuses to fight his brother ever again, and Nightmare rarely goes out anymore, and when he does he's never alone, he's always accompanied by at least one member of his gang
His gang was always there and supportive, helping him readapt and navigate without his sight, they took the time to make the castle more adapted, adding marks on the doors and walls indicating the different rooms, marks in front of the stairs, ... they are actively turning his books into audio books too and putting all his documents on computer so he can do voice to text
Dream never wished to hurt his brother like that, Nightmare moved at the last second when the arrow was already shot, what happened truly was an accident, but from Nightmare's pov ? Dream did that on purpose, and it resulted in him not wanting to be near his brother in any way, and the gang despising him for what he did.
Nightmare only goes on raids when the negativity is too low, but those aren't big raids because too much negativity makes the scar burn, so he only gets what he needs before leaving, and Dream doesn't ever stop him. Dream is haunted by Nightmare's scream of agony and refuses to even touch his bow, he never wanted to hurt him, and he doesn't trust himself with a weapon near his brother anymore, so he doesn't fight.
Dream had tried to talk to him but the gang always made Nightmare leave before he could, they don't want him to be near their boss. The only reason they don't attack is because Nightmare's safety is a priority and a fight isn't safe. If one day Nightmare says he wants to talk to Dream they will come with him but they won't ever leave the two alone.
The contrary actually ! Negative feelings show as shadows because Nightmare is "seeing" through a wall of pure positivity, and Dream ? Positivity himself, meaning Nightmare actually doesn't see him at all, which is even more terrifying for him, because he can hear him, feel him, but not see him. He can never know precisely where he is, if he is armed or not, if he is even there at all but staying silent, he has no way to perceive him aside from hearing or touching, and it causes Nightmare to have panic attacks when he hears (or thinks he hears) Dream near, because he can never know if he's going to take adventage of his vulnerability knowing Nightmare can't fight back.
The panic attacks also cause the scar to hurt as it reacts to his negativity, worsening his case and messing with his mind because the more it hurts the less he can focus, so Dream can attack easier, and it makes him stress even more, creating a vicious circle until his gang removes him from the situation and reassures him.
Nightmare doesn't just dislike his brother anymore, he is straight up scared of him now, he knows that alone he would stand no chance because he can't see him so Dream can do what he wants to him, and that terrifies him to be weak and defenseless again just like when he was a kid.
The gang works hard to help Nightmare, they make sure he has all he needs and can be as independent as possible because they know he hates feeling like a burden asking them to do things he could do alone before.
They are doing their best making his hobbies accessible again, meaning they will record audio books, label things with textured stickers for manual hobbies so he knows which tool is which, ... it is a lot of work and organisation but they are willing to do that and Nightmare will forever be grateful for all they did to help him feel at home still.
Dream truly never wanted to hurt his brother! It would always have been warning shots! Nothing more! and only shots to distract him when he was hurting someone!
Drema wanted a truce!! Why would he EVER want to mortally wound his brother?! That is the furthest that he wanted! he wanted to understand him and for them to talk again! To heal and be BROTHERS again!! Why would he EVER want to do that?!
But worse is. that no one really believes that. People congratulate Dream for defeating Nightmare and doing what needed to be done. Dream feels sick to his very soul that people are celebrating Nightmare's pain. he hates it. he hates them. he hates himself the most for hurting his twin.
I image that when he hit nightmare, which nightmare started screaming in pure agony. that dream dropped his bow. Like it was burning him sort of drop. maybe he tried to reach nightmare but the gang was there quicker. shooting a blaster at him to get dream to back up when they quickly grabbed nightmare and left. That scream hounts dream's dreams. I can't imagine he sleeps well.
Nightmare is convinced his brother wanted to do that. he knows how good his brother is with his bow. there was no way that was an accident. And that is the thing that truly hurts. Even if dream never agreed wiht nightmare spreading negativity (which nightmare did to eat and survive and get energy to live) he never... nightmare never thought his brother would go that far. would end up hating him like that. enough to want to kill him.
and his gang makes sure he can leave! that he isn't hurt even more! The gang would be so protective too. like that is THEIR boss. he saved them! Gave them new lives and OPTIONS. Nothing those so-called heroes ever did! and then they hurt nightmare?! Like this?! just because he needs to eat?! fuck them!
okay i love that even more?! Dream is completely invisible to nightmare. and ngihtmare is terrified of his twin. because clearly dream already showed he had enough. that he WILL finish the job those villagers long ago couldn't. that Drema has decided that it is better for nightmare to not exist.
Dream as empath? Can feel that. Can feel the way nightmare is AFRAID of him. and there is Nothing dream can do to stop that.
and stop! nightmare getting worried about not being able to sense dream in time to get his gang to move him away. being so vulnerable. being unable to defend himself? yeah that is right back to that trauma. He is alone and he will be hurt and he wil be killed and he just wants to live and-
and then the gang wakes him up. they are close. they won't leav ehim. they will make sure he can still live and gets his food and energy and he is save.
Nightmare for a long time not even in his castle feeling truly safe. not unless one of the gang is nearby to be his eyes. to keep an eye out. to help him listen and percieve..
them all doing this happiyl for him.
the gang just want nightmare to feel safe again. to trust his castle adn their home. it does warm their souls that nightmare trusts them. that he sees them as safe. adn they do EVERYTHING they can to make sure nightmare keeps feeling safe. <3
Dream never shot at his brother with the intention to seriously wound him, he knew that shooting his arm, leg, tentacles was alright because he would heal, he would have never directly aim for his eye or any risky zone, Nightmare really just moved at the wrong time. And yes Dream dropped his weapon instantly when he saw and heard Nightmare's pain, the scream very much keeps resonating in his head and his nights are plagued with bad dreams.
Yes, people would congratulate him because to them ? Nightmare got defeated, he isn't out causing chaos anymore, the fights are over, he can't harm anyone like that, and he frankly got what he deserved, so people are happy with what Dream did, and Dream is horrified. He never wanted that to happen, seeing people celebrate it and congratulate him truly makes him sick, and he despises each and every one who finds joy in the situation. Dream would isolate himself from the Omega Timeline, he doesn't want to see people celebrating his brother being hurt, doesn't want to play nice to them, so he stays far and practically never visits. He kinda becomes a hermit from that point.
Everyone being convinced he did it on purpose already is bad, but his brother believing that too ? It finishes breaking Dream. And Nightmare truly is convinced it was not an accident, he knows Dream is skilled and never misses his mark, he saw the determined look on his face (the sudden pain and positivity made him miss the horrified look and guilt from Dream), so to him it is obvious Dream planned to do that, to hurt him in such a brutal way.
The gang would indeed be very protective, the will make sure nobody can ever reach Nightmare, especially not Dream, the only ones who are allowed are those who were already established as friends ( Error, Ccino, ... ), but nobody else.
Nightmare not being able to see Dream is terrifying to him, in his mind Dream is dangerous, nothing guarantees him that he's not gonna finish him off now that he's defenseless, and it truly brings him back to Dreamtale and awakens the trauma. His gang had to reassure him many times when he would get paranoid outside, even without Dream around, because any noise would startle him if he didn't know the source.
Dream can both feel and see this terror, and he knows he is the one who causes it. He hates it, and he hates himself.
Nightmare had lived in his castle for many many years, but to suddenly be deprived of his sight after such an accident left him nervous even between the walls, he can't see what is at the corners, doesn't recognize the hallways, ... and all that makes him reluctant to be alone, so at first he would ask for someone to stay with him, just the time he gets used to it. His gang never left his side, and they do their best to make everything feel safe again, make sure Nightmare can feel at ease again when at home.
The closest the twins can come to "peace" is that they are not fighting anymore. But Nightmare is terrified of Dream and Guilt is eating Dream alive. They don't talk, because Nightmare doesn't want to be close to him and Dream wouldn't even know where to begin to apologize in a way Nightmare would believe him.
If they talk again, it won't be before many, many years when Nightmare feels like it and ONLY when he feels like it.
Spreading this because oh my gosh this is so good!
I can imagine Nightmare making HEAVY usage of his tentacles to get around. Excessive tentacles extending as far as they can, negativity split thin and long in order to clutch the floor, the walls, the ceiling, the furniture, the boys, all to not get lost in his own home.
The castle has never been so spotless, because he's constantly acting as a feather duster sweeping the corners that nobody ever thought of. The boys take note of his dirty tentacles and new habits, cleaning the halls and rooms with greater detail to protect (and hopefully revitalize) what little survives of his dignity.
He barely even walks to start with, moving slowly with half-steps and frequent pauses as he loses track of where he might be. Then it graduates to careful walking before he learns confidence despite the constant anxieties he's fighting against.
The learning process is way easier with the boys around, but when they're not he sometimes is still reduced to going slowly, with stuttering feet and squirming tentacles.
Any sudden loud noise causes a full stop as every tentacle curls around him protectively. Because what if that's Dream? There's no way he can fight him like this, so the only counter while alone is the ultimate defense! Tentacles acting like hard rock while he locks himself down for hours in fear. He trades safety for most of every remaining sense as he's clamped like a flower bud, only blooming once his boys return to tell him "hey, you're safe, there's only us here."

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Several years ago I briefly worked in the warehouse of a nondescript extremely large e-commerce company. I had no other options for employment but desperately needed money. Turnover was like 150%. I worked from something like 7pm to 5am, my commute was 50 minutes each way and before I got paid I didnāt even have the cash for enough gas to get home one night and had to bum $10 off of my kid sibling (this is all to give you an idea of my abysmal mental state while employed here.) Youāre not allowed to do anything besides your job, no music or anything and they track your movement on cameras so you canāt even take a breather. The job is real monotonous, you get sent boxes of items of random sizes and you have to put the items into shelves of varying sizes and the shelves come to you, you donāt walk to them. Because the company tracks the rate at which you put items on these shelves, many small items are desirable because you can put a lot of them in quickly. Everything about the place seems almost designed intentionally to break you mentally and turn you into a robot. So Iām about 6 or 7 hours into my shift, feeling on the verge of a mental collapse, and up comes a container with a bunch of small white boxes, bout half the size of a deck of cards. No labels. Great, Iām already happy about whatever these things are. So I go to scan them in, and it gives you the name of the item and a little picture. Sasuke Penis Costume. What? Sasuke Penis Costume. A picture of that red cloud robe from Naruto and one of the headbands with the metal plate on it. Iām thinking, thereās no way. What is a penis costume? Am I hallucinating this? And thereās so many of them, literally about a hundred, and I know Iām going to be spending at least an hour with Sasuke Penis Costume, thereās so many and theyāre so small, Iām already excited about the potential efficiency of these, and then I see itās Sasuke Penis Costume? So the entire shift Iām like, trying to not put these things away too quick, because honestly Iām starting to build a kind of kinship with them. This is quite literally the most exciting thing to happen to me during my whole 2 week employment at the warehouse. I started to see Sasuke Penis Costume as a friend, some reminder of the outside world, a reminder of the humanity I was becoming so unfamiliar with, a reminder the world contained comedy, art, anime, and penis. I really couldnāt tell you if I ended up putting all of them away, the last thing I remember is my desperate need to look these items up when I got home. I needed a link to send to my friends for when I told them this riveting story. I learned that the costume is called the Akatsuki cloak in my fervent search for the item, and wouldnāt you know it, absolutely zero trace of these things exists online. Not on the e-commerce website, not on any specialized penis-costume websites (whose existence I was not privvy to prior to this incident) and no third-party retailer has these. Not even Google images will show me the hypothetical existence of Sasuke Penis Costume. Every few months I look it up, trying to find evidence that it can be bought, that any of this was ever real. My bond, my friendship, and dare I say even love for Sasuke Penis Costume feels as tangible as the boxes they came in, and yet the universe will give me no closure of their fate. Less and less frequently I search for them, each time becoming more and more discouraged that I will ever find them, but unlike their substance on this earth, one thing is inarguably certain. Sasuke Penis Costume exists to me, and it will live on firmly and resolutely within my memory and within my heart.
OP was it this?
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS @beemovieerotica
akatsuki robe for a 1/12 scale figurine, about 15 cm, fits a large penis or a small sasuke
Iām wondering if there is any language in which āuchidaā or a similar word translates to penis because that would make a lot of sense
Itās probably āchinchinā (ć”ćć”ć) which I could see being a typo for Uchiha (ćć”ćÆ).
Sasuke Penis Costume ending explained
I fucking died at āfits a large penis or a small Sasukeā
The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!Ā This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said āinfinityā