Himbo thougts

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

NO

WELP

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

Every time I see the start of this on my dash I’m like “fuck yeah time to laugh until I can’t breathe again”

Leonid Rogozov could never

in addition to the pneumonia my Dr is worried about my liver and gallbladder so I have to get those imaged. and I'm anemic again maybe. and I need my swallowing reassessed. and to see my nutritionist again. time to play another round of my favorite game doctor blitz

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

takes that would get me burned at the stake: abortion is a miracle

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Reblogging, because it's a potato.

I literally got a promotion and a raise. Thank you potato!

This is my favourite potato <3