zan :D

soimething purple just happened

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

three makes a dollar i make a thrime

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

it’s really not.

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite