as though embraced by a gentle rain

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

if i do something wrong they kill me

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

Funniest tags (and I mean this with no animosity) you can get on OC art is “I don’t go here”. Like *takes long drag out of cigarette and stares into the middle distance in deep contemplation* does anyone…..

Think i might be evil on par with draculas and nosferatus