Phantasmagoria

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

have you guys heard that they expect you to complete *assignments* at uni????????? disgusting. their cruelty knows no bounds

Your professor, reading the syllabus she wrote: Wait so I have to grade these assignments? Fuck. Who invented this?

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

unrestrained autumn fun

[video description: a person throwing leaves for their bunny to play in. every time the person tosses the leaves, the bunny jumps up into them. end video description.]

being on an airplane is a lot like being in kindergarten

I wanna hear where you're going with this

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

Get a dragon girlfriend, it's the better hypoallergenic alternative to a cat girl since she flies and breathes fire.