MWAH!

There should be cigarettes made from night time

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

hey so theres this thing called i have only two emotions careful fear and dead devotion

he has beautiful doe eyes and im like a ford f-150 going 80mph in the middle of the night