hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

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[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

do you see this shit my liege

Windmills and lighthouses are cousins

Towers with jobs

DNI if you’re me from the mirror-world

hey lol

you. 

How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though