bring me luck

When the character is isolated and touch-starved its a delightful and fun thought experiment but when YOU are isolated and touch-starved it is an experience best suited for the punishments doled out in Hell

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

When I was a teen in the 2010s boys would call each other Gay to say they were too effeminate but now it’s 2026 and we’re “Better Than That” so I just overheard a kid on the bus tell his buddy “you gotta get on T man cause you are NOT passing” 😭😭😭😭😭

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.

lineless artists scare the shit out of me because what do you Mean you can create comprehensible complex three dimensional images without any construction lines to guide you. "yeah i don't really like sketching architectural plans so i decided to just build a cathedral with my bare hands instead" <- how you sound

sounds fun! we’ll offer up our in-translation list for possibly some queer titles you may not have heard of before

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

uhh my two cents are fucking each other