swimming in broth

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

I am freed of all worldly desire. I now desire only the unworldly. which is to say the elves.

happy 39th birthday to this queen

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

if u dont want to be shot for your political beliefs maybe ur political beliefs shouldnt be "i dont care about other people being shot"

that’s her. the Task Manager

I do love minthara……she’s experienced immense trauma from being mind controlled to do evil things that she didn’t choose to do & as soon as she’s done being mind controlled she’s like THANK GOD. Now i can go back to doing evil things with PRACTICALITY, EFFICIENCY, and FREE WILL

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

You cant even keep a straight face anymore. Because of joke.