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I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

fuit gummy

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

Booty shorts slogan

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars