Ultra//Zoe

do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

job listings are always like do you want to Make an Impact on the World? and Transform the Lives of Others? by serving Our Ice Cream?

Remember Soap, switching alters is quicker than reloading

They’re not called posts anymore, we’re calling them “rebloggables” now

mtg's the hobbit set is fucking hysterical because as it turns out there are not enough things in one very short book to make even a small magic set and so they are literally having to make cards of every ranbdom sentence that was said in the book just to fill slots

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

violence

This is happening every day