Local Gayass Needs to Rant

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

everything is that deep to me because i have this big empty hole in my heart

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

Msg literally stands for Makes Shit Good so why would you not want it

Magic she gathering

every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on

More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.

it feels like we're all simmering. someone turn us over. someone stir us.

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase