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all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr

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jestergal

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

jestergal

Mordecai and Rigby, confess your feelings for one another so you two can stop coughing up these rose petals and we can start cleaning them up OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!

demilypyro

second drum class over: I CAN READ DRUM NOTATION

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I CAN READ SHEET MUSIC

IM KIND OF EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT

guantanamo-bae

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

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takeman2016

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

evilvampire

This is one of those tiktoks where you’re immediately excited just from the thumbnail

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moist-astronaut

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

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gelledegg

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

ot3

I hate Hamilton rpf because it ruined how cool a Miku binder would be

this is the only take actually

Trying

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

lady-byleth

Okay but you know what this tells me? That this cat really loves its owners. Cuz like, cats mirror us when they like us. That’s why they hang out on laptops. They want to do what we do because that’s how they show affection. So this cat saw its human drink like that…and decided to do it too cuz but it’s hard so it keeps trying. That’s love.

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laimfunk

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

laimfunk

A follow up in my sketchbook

jimhensonreject

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

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#I WOULD HAVE SWORN SHE WAS RIDING AROUND ON A ROOMBA (via absentlyabbie)

white-caged-bird

@gay-impressionist and everyone else who might be curious: it’s all about the control they have over their muscles. Georgian dancers are renowned (at least in the theatre world) for having some of the most complex footwork— while the males are supposed to dance mostly through their feet and keep their upper half as rigid as possible, the female dancers are supposed to express themselves through their hands and heads only, their skirts concealing their walking/gliding.

What is happening is that Georgian dancers and ballet dancers are pretty similar when it comes to the effort they must use in order to show themselves as graceful on stage as possible, but while ballet dancers are using pointes to hold themselves on their toes during certain movements, female Georgian dancers wear shoes that have a bit of high heels and are, more or less, tiptoeing across the stage, with steps as small and quick as possible so the audience doesn’t have a chance to pay attention to the way their skirts spin everytime they take another step.

tl;dr The secret is that they are tiptoeing as fast as they can in the rythm of the music while keeping up the appearance that they are gliding across the floor.

I am not a Georgian, nor have I trained myself in their traditional dances, but I appreciate their culture’s dances so I thought I might explain what is actually happening (sorry if that didn’t make too much sense, I am not a professional dancer, just a very observant admirator).

catgirlcaliphate

That is very cool, and the explanation makes the dancing even more impressive! Thanks for the info!

anotherdayforchaosfay

On a similar note, when I read about some character moving so smoothly they appear to glide over the floor, I will be imagining they’re taking tiny fast steps.

tlirsgender

I’m sick of being one of the Good Trans People™ I want to start throwing rocks at people who say that shit to me

tlirsgender

“It’s so cool how you don’t make a big deal about pronouns” oh I want to kill you when you misgender me I just don’t start shit because I know nobody in this room would back me up

tlirsgender

I wish all the cis people using this post as an opportunity to talk about what a good ally they are a very unpleasant death

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lesbianshepard

ethan winters as a protagonist is actually very funny because you’re surrounded by sexy vampire ladies and sick monsters and then it’s just some guy who looks like he would approach me on campus and try to debate me about healthcare for his youtube channel

lesbianshepard

this man is going to duel me in the marketplace of ideas

adorablegorilla

OP you left out that he canonically works in IT

lesbianshepard

Chronic Just Some Guy syndrome

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