𝓔𝓵𝓲 𝓓.

plucked an appleberry

youre a sick fuck

plucks you next

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

christianity being a real facet of peoples lives instead of something you grow out of is killing me what do you mean youre 19 and still believe that mission trips are a positive force in the world

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s