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Love Begins
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that's me in the corner

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guillotines and wicker men
The Witch. Art by Bob Pepper 💀
I don't use this Tumblr for much, but reblogging Bob Pepper is one of them.
Make a case for life rafts without invoking dying, drowning, hypothermia, safety, boats, or water.

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I'm stealing this from Twitter
Here's the link
I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!
Cringey internet stud-muffin.
Bleeding edge savant syndrome designer drug
Bioweapon, Primordial soup, artsy-fartsy, soft core, database
ACE BOON COON
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phallocratic brown dwarf mobile phone greenhouse gas date rape gigabyte domestic partner misery index blood-and-guts angel-hair pasta
(Shit, I'm older than everyone)
doomy, wiseass, open marriage
Gorilla at Large (1954)
When I was a kid, our local ABC station played this in 3D one summer. You could get red / blue glasses at 7-11 for free if you bought a Slurpee, I think.
All I remember about it is a lot of scenes where the gorilla swung on stuff toward the camera.
Several companies did this nationally - syndicated a 3-D film to local stations, with national promotion through Seven-eleven or other convenience stores.
Revenge of the Creature got a run around as well.
Most cities that had well-known horror hosts in the past brought them back to host the shows. Zacherley came back to host WOR's broadcast, (Son of) Svengoolie hosted it in Chicago, and Lenny Clarke came back to (co-)host it for WSBK in Boston.
Some amazing straight-man work from Boston treasure Dana Hersey in that WSBK spot.
the plot to every threes company lol
I played this with the audio off and it's still true. Might even be better that way.
People cried. House of The Dragon Episode 8 - The Lord of The Tides
Viserys and Daemon you will always be famous.
He'll be back on the campaign trail before you know it.
When I was 13, I thought Harold Ramis's name was Sigourney Weaver because of the Ghostbusters movie poster.

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There’s a 65ft long hot dog in Times Square that raises up while a gospel choir sings ‘you raise me up’ and then proceeds to shoot out confetti
That erect hot dog jizzing confetti is still in times square shooting its load over gospel singers lol wtf lololol
stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged
Even China couldn't have thought up a better one-child policy than insisting that parents have to rent a hotel room or a babysitter every time they wanted to have sex.
(Or, as the kids say: tell me you're an only child without telling me you're an only child. If you have younger siblings, guess what probably happened while you were in the house?)
Harrison Ford in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981)
still ????????? about how marisa meyer wanted to turn tumblr into “the next generation PDF” lol
Lol would love to see it happen on another site, prob would have hated living thru it haha
I think the idea is that PDF is the only file format currently in use that is both as ubiquitous as a de facto web standard, but also privately owned and monetized.
Adobe has kind of this brilliant model where creating and reading PDFs are free (which made it into the internet standard for "a printout, but electronic"), but making any changes to them requires a product that costs hundreds of dollars.
No other web standard is like this. You don't have to pay anything to make a JPG file (GIMP is great) or alter an MP4 (FFMPEG). Sure, there are paid products that make this easier, but not one product like Adobe Acrobat Pro. HTML, CSS, GIF, XML, JSON... you name the acronym, and it's all free. Except for PDF.
If you could somehow make Tumblr feeds as accepted a standard for longer-form blogging as what RSS was in the late aughts, and then monetize the authoring tool via subscription or advertising, you'd have quite the juicy business model. Problem is: that's the biggest of "ifs." It's what Elon Musk has been trying to do with Twitter as the de facto standard for microblogging, not understanding that (1) free alternatives are plentiful and (2) the customer base is too used to paying nothing for microblogging, so that $0 is also a de facto standard. With Adobe PDF, there's no competitive free alternative to Acrobat Pro for anything more complex that gluing two PDFs together (because Adobe owns the standard) and the customer base doesn't revolt over paying hundreds of dollars for Acrobat Pro because that's how it's been from day one.
That's why what's failing at Twitter would probably never work at Tumblr either. You could turn Tumblr into some kind of closed-source ActivityPub-like standard where anyone could read the posts on any app, sure... but social media is built off of the ability to reply and repost* (and, on Tumblr, to tag), and requiring someone to fire up Tumblr Pro and watch an ad or pay more than $0 so that they can author a reply to a post just isn't going to happen. Free alternatives are plentiful (and already more popular by a mile) and $0 is the de facto standard for social media use.
But, yeah, when I hear that a web executive is lusting after the PDF, I get what they're saying.
*It's one of the reasons that Mastodon is having struggles taking off: they've deliberately eliminated reposting as an (admirable) anti-ridicule technique, but it turns out that reposting is a tenet of social media use... and, frankly, you can't stop people from just screenshotting a post and attaching the screenshot, so it's a futile effort anyway.
fuck this guy and everyone who supports him
It's so hilarious that all Democrats and supporters claim that the GOP is fascist yet they openly want a one party rule. A short research will show you how well that's worked out throughout history. You can't fix stupid. And I'm not a trump supporter but the but both parties have fascist tendencies
HAHAHAHA oh my god "iM nOt a TrUmP SuPpOrTer bUt BOtH PaRtieS..."
Hush, child. The adults are talking.
I live in a state that has effective one-party rule. You probably do, too: three-quarters of the United States have one political party in control of both its governorship and its legislature. And I can tell you, as an anonymous minor government apparatchik working in that system, the only thing uniting a party's various factions together is the enemy of their enemy being their friend.
I've talked before about how the Republican party is really three parties glued together, with very few overlapping interests: the Finance party, the Bible party, and the Tea party. One cares about capital gains, one cares about abortion, and one cares about immigration. There are slivers of color on the Venn diagram: the Finance and Tea parties both care about income tax, for example, and the Bible and Tea parties care about nationalism. But they all agree on one thing: the Democrats oppose their aims and goals, and they cannot defeat them separately.
(The marvel here is how Donald Trump dominated all three wings of the Republican multiparty by not only being a Tea Party guy but convincing those in the other two wings that he's a also a pious billionaire, neither of which are true.)
(Actually, ha, no, they do not believe that, but they are very, very, very afraid of the Tea Party guys, and will therefore pretend that they do believe it, to ludicrous effect every time they have to act it out, out loud.)
Absent the Democrats, these three wings would eventually be unable to co-exist. They would splinter into Finance Party and Christo-Fascist Party and that would be what we'd be voting for in our elections. That's the thing about having a winner-take-all election system, by the way: it always comes down to two parties. Not three, and not one.
The same thing would happen — in fact, I'm going to say "will happen," if demographics do win out over fascism — if and when the Republican Party is reduced to a historical afterthought. The Democratic Party will splinter into its socialist and centrist wings, and will fight it out for the will of the American voter. Debates will pretty much go like this:
Centrist Democrat: "We should pay for universal health care by consolidating the populace into a single payer, taking advantage of the levers of the capitalist system that I love so much to create a monopsony, spearheaded by the federal government, to keep prices within current entitlements." Democratic Socialist: "We should have a complete government socialization of health care in the United States; doctors and nurses should be like postal workers, and hospitals should be like the DMV. We're going to up your taxes 30% to pay for it, but it's not like you're going to have to pay for shit like ambulance rides and nursing homes anymore. Most people will probably come out ahead, unless they make eight figures." Third Party Weirdo ("Republican"): "Well, I don't think there should be universal health care at all... every individual should have to pay cash money for their own health care, thank you very much."
This, to quote 2017, is the future that liberals want.
The problem with a certain kind of liberal (many of which are on this very website) is that they want to have this future today and skip the step where they dump the Republican Party into the dustbin of history. They are invariably Democratic Socialists very eager to get about the business of having that schism with the Centrist Democrats right here and right now. The "Joe Biden is as bad as the rest" types, as if he's in a completely different political party. He isn't. Not yet.
The business of today is doing whatever it takes to keep the country out of the hands of the members of this deeply, deeply weird cult (and I say that as a former Catholic, and a former Libertarian). There's your common ground. Those bizarre cultists are within a fingernail's width of climbing back in... and if they do, they'll never leave, because they know they were lucky to have this last shot and it'll over the minute they're back out again. They'll never forget that they were sliding off the roof to meet their Third Party Weirdo destiny, but grabbed the gutter and somehow survived. They'll climb back on and make sure no one else ever gets near the place again. See, they know this is existential. That's why they're freaking the fuck out so hard about it. That's why they're cheating. They know that — if US society evolves naturally and they're powerless to impede — in ten or fifteen years, it's Gary Johnson-ville for those guys. They can't have it.
But, yeah, tell me you've never spoken to a Democrat, without. They don't want one-party Democratic rule. Those two wings cannot wait to be rid of each other and duking it out on the big stage. They're so anxious to get on with it that they're already getting started, about one to two decades prematurely. They might end up going down together.

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@i-identify-guns-in-posts
this one's a doozy
Springfield Armory XD-M
HK USP
Desert Eagle
1911 derivative (specific model unknown)
SIG P229 Elite
Beretta 92FS
Diamondback DB9
Ruger P-Series pistol
Kel-Tec PMR30
Ruger 22/45
Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
Unidentified (revolver?)
you forgot to identify the pink one
11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip
12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard
you forgot to identify the pink one
Adam & Eve G-Gasm 8" Silicone Rabbit Vibrator
30+50-5=75
"seven plus eight is fifteen, keep the five, carry the one; two plus four is six, plus one is seven: seventy-five."
Strange: I'm pretty sure YIWITS and I are close in age (I'm 53 in a couple of months) but what he's doing looks like what they used to call "New Math" when I was a kid. It kicked in just after I was at the age to learn arithmetic, but that might be regional?