The Tipsy Tercio

“Highly offensive” “ethnic slur” are biiiiiiijg stretches. White is not an ethnicity obviously

I voted for Dr. Grace because I loved that movie, but I should’ve voted for Senshi because we desperately need a Tumblr sexy man who is not a stick thin rail of a twink. We need some guts and some beards in the tumblr sexy man area

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

Tourist have fun in a place they touristed to and being poor sucks, more at 11.

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me