Your Favorite Sacraficial Lamb

wdym u don’t like missionary. we can kiss AND hold hands while fucking. do u even believe in love???

Gets hard over her selfies 🤝🏻 gets wet over his voicenotes

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

wash my hair while i’m in the bath but hold my head under the water and touch me inappropriately

hey do you mind if i cuddle my way into bouncing on it on the couch?

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[ID: a montage of a paper clip in a bunch of different locations around a house. end ID]

*hugging myplushie so tights*

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

calling my boss on microsoft teams, camera on, lips already wrapped around, tongue caressing, cold metal barrel

i just think cumming inside and trying to press it deeper when you're already as deep as you can get is sooo fucking hot

yeah it's all by choice and not because i have issues with intimacy and vulnerability and abandonment and relationships and my body and my parents and my childhood and how much i value myself and how im perceived and

"i'd kill for you" okay but would you heal for me?

PLOT TWIST.