beast daughter apocalypse party

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

lmao i’m reading this essay from the 1580s that mentions how if you were wearing a big elizabethan ruff and you got caught in the rain it would flip up in the wind and hit you in the face, and then you’d have to spend the rest of the day with your stupid soggy ruff all flaccid on your shoulders. can you imagine. whole new potentials for pathetic unlocked

my friend has a crush on a guy in a band and is refusing to call it a bisexual moment because (direct quote) "men in bands are basically women"

this is why you shouldn't swear

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”