Tagada Tsoin Tsoin

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A small part of me actually thought the cat was gonna make a move.

she did.

Decadent

i rediscovered the purpose of this site

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BEST ONE

THIS DESERVES ALL THE AWARDS

If that sounds like TBP, I’m going to go down there and dance on Stana’s lap.

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Potter, you were named after the funniest thing I have ever seen,

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

Playing video games with a cat really do be like this

Mood