Being asexual is like you have to do that experiment they sometimes do with kids where there's a marhsmallow in front of you but you're not allowed to eat it until they say so and if you succeed you get another one, and you're told that eating the marshmallow early is evil and sinful and if you eat it you should be ashamed but then you're like hm I don't want the marshmallow at all and then they get mad because apparently you're supposed to be filled with an insatiable hunger for marshmallows otherwise there's something wrong with you

putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are

It me! And yes, it totally was! 😂

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

my followers deserve to read one of the greatest stories in the history of mankind

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

David Tennant is valid af

last time the finnish dragged people this hard the russians were pissing their pants

due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane