ZERO THE DUKE

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

I hope you blew the professor away

THE ORIGINAL

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it