Evil Shadow Skull

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

i’m on onion rings right now

hey, do you mind if i immensly value our relationship, in a way i'll never properly be able to fully verbally communicate

deadbeat group chat member

i never considered the dnd goblins could feel fetishized.... am i a bad person?

yes but only for playing dnd

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

The farmer’s tender-hearted son is crying he must be so proud of me

They're preparing a one gun salute!

(scrolling past several gifsets of the same movie) using my keen senses of deduction i can conclude that mutual watched a movie today