by my heel, i care not

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

*becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute, and I want him to write songs about me*

*becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about him*

*becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind my house*

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

the vampire does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

every day of my life i read someone being like “why doesn’t this story just solve the problem immediately and casually? they just drag it out and make it an issue” well. because that’s the Story

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein