Welcome to the Grand Canon

Me: This time I'm gonna make Coastal Cottage a great settlement! Also me, upon arriving at Coastal Cottage: Oh, fuck...

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

no because why is the password to railroad's super secret constantly-at-risk-of-discovery HQ just... password123

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie

Hey. Hey, kid, c'mere. Yeah, you. C'mere, kid. You wanna make ten dollas? Alright, I need you to run ovah a couple blocks to the deli down there and tell Tony Lazzano behind the countah that the ancient sigil has been breached and the forces of darkness walk the land once more and that the promised champions have forsaken us. Yeah, ten dollas. Look, kid, you gotta hurry the fuck up, the cops is gonna be here any second

relatable

"No Bitches?"