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vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

i was thinking to myself earlier today "i wish we had structured analysis around roleplaying games and the like because i find them to be fascinating social tools and explorations of collaborative storytelling" and lo and behold. i found the international journal of role-playing

I heavily fw bro

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[ID copied from alt: an acrylic painting of multiple fish, all different bright colors and textures, swimming against a dark background. End ID]

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good

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I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they shared their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach