gross

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb. And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

Omfg dying

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

op got sniped by a tumblr veteran

sext: i visit my vet regularly for teeth filings

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

I’m sooooo fucking moist omfg

aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*

minecraft

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

lusttown

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

MURDERTOWN

the gluttony one is called flavortown

pls stop

If Sportacus is trying to prevent laziness, would the person trying to prevent hornyness be Thotticus?

I just hit my head on a drawer after reading this

op where’s your url

op is fucking dead

they killed them