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Did you purposefully use the same theme as Rachel or was it an afterthought? Are you guys buddies again with matching themes?

I’ve had this theme for as long as I’ve had the blog. Is it the same as hers? I didn’t notice.

No. You’re fyne.

#ooc: BUT RACHEL'S IN THE EXACT SAME BOAT #ooc: SHE LITERALLY HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO SAY

You spelled "fyne" with a "y" which leads me to believe things aren't fine. Am I wrong in that belief?

Good. That lessens the risk of you doing a Woody Allen on my couch any time soon.

Being single suits me just fine, too — why does everyone seem to think otherwise? Besides, I have bigger problems to be dealing with than Ben’s matchmaking whims. Pawn him off on Shirley.

I can't do that. Shirley and Chang aren't exactly on the best terms, and I don't think he'd agree to setting her up with someone. And I don't think Shirley would take it seriously. This has bad idea written all over it. And not even the "so bad it's good" kind. Just the bad kind.

No, you can’t just dangle that in front of me without following it through. Besides, I don’t have a thing for anyone — you’ll be surprised to hear I’m not actually fourteen, unlike your good self.

Fancies himself as a wingman now, does he? Are you sure you’re ready for that? Far be it from me to proffer relationship advice, but you did just part with someone now styling himself after the Caped Crusader.

Well, my taste in men is pretty impeccable.

...and honestly I'm not ready for it. That's why I'm trying to pawn Chang off to you. He gets to be a wingman like he wants, I get to stay single like I want, you...may or may not have a chance with Britta...everyone wins!

I did ask him, but he hasn’t replied. Apparently friends don’t psychoanalyse friends, so I’m not going to pry.

That is not where it’s going, and I know that because — because it isn’t, all right? I would have thought he’d told you, anyway. You’re his bloody babysitter these days.

If I find out...I actually probably won't tell you if I find out. Forget I said anything.

Babysitter? Really? He "babysits" me just as often, then. That's how friendship works. Also...do you still have a thing for Britta? Because hang really wants to play wingman from the messages he's sending me. I'm sure he'd be happy to help.

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You say that, but I think you’re making noble progress with Abed. Or, as he prefers to be now known, Batman.

The Dutch just won. Costa Rica was no doubt Chang’s team, but he’s busy in an elevator somewhere with Britta Perry. Which I’m absolutely fine about — if somewhat confused.

Thanks? I think? Also why is he Batman all of a sudden did I miss something?

Wait...Chang and Britta? In an elevator? I read fanficition. I know where this is going. Shame, too. I was really rooting for him and Katz.

Now, did you have to spoil the rare streak of human decency?

They’re hardly highlights when the World Cup’s on. I wouldn’t want to steal your diary’s signature theme, anyway.

Spoiling rare streaks of human decency is what I do best. Well, that and make ramen noodles.

How's that going over, anyway? Chang always tells me who's side we're on...should I be cheering for Holland or Costa Rica?

Did you purposefully use the same theme as Rachel or was it an afterthought? Are you guys buddies again with matching themes?

I’ve had this theme for as long as I’ve had the blog. Is it the same as hers? I didn’t notice.

Similar isn’t bad. There’s no formula, Rachel. Opposites don’t always attract and similarities don’t always make it easier. It’s just the individuals.

And besides. I don’t think choosing the same blog theme is the be-all end-all indicator of Profound Incompatibility Due To Sameness.

It just means we have similar tastes.

Which is cool.

Yeah...you're right.

I feel like I should apologize, though I'm not entirely sure what I should be apologizing for. Misjudgment? Speaking without thinking?

What's it like spending time with Duncan and Chang? Doesn't their creepiness combined ever get to be too much?

I don’t find either of them all that creepy, honestly. They’re real. They have flaws. But so do the rest of us. Wearing your flaws on your sleeve makes things easier, at least for me.

Oh, did you, now? I don’t recall this, but I can’t wait to gleefully commit it to my diary.

Enjoy. I'm sure it'll be the happiest entry it's had in a while. Other then all the bromantic moments with Chang, of course.

What's it like spending time with Duncan and Chang? Doesn't their creepiness combined ever get to be too much?

I don’t find either of them all that creepy, honestly. They’re real. They have flaws. But so do the rest of us. Wearing your flaws on your sleeve makes things easier, at least for me.

Now isn’t that just the loveliest thing you’ve ever said about me.

Arguably the only nice thing, but I’ll take it.

Hey, I did say you're actually a decent human sometimes once. Don't paint a cruel picture of me.

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Did you purposefully use the same theme as Rachel or was it an afterthought? Are you guys buddies again with matching themes?

I’ve had this theme for as long as I’ve had the blog. Is it the same as hers? I didn’t notice.