EDWARDS DOWN

the polite and considerate sadist

Look, I’m generally quite charmed by Jamie’s “no please don’t pay attention to me I do not want the attention please don’t ask me to do sponcon or go to an event or text back my own friends” attitude, but it does make it harder to do bits. Like, what am I supposed to build a stupid altar out of to manifest a Jamie Drysdale extension? WHERE ARE YOUR RAISINS, JIM???

if i were a little gay boy with silky smooth hands on an ELC and i peed next to my mid-thirties journeyman bottom six forward teammate and the urinal glowed bright red and he looked over at me while i zipped up and chuckled under his breath and said, “gotta drink up” i’d get so bricked