THE living dead girl...

shipping is 100% more fun when you don’t treat it like a giant conspiracy. and i wish more people knew this.

every time there’s a video of two athletes being really physically affectionate with each other and people are like “there’s no platonic explanation for this” it’s like well actually there is, and it’s that if there were real feelings involved these men would literally never be caught dead touching each other in public

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

porter, alex, and oliver basket-tossing denver into the air as their teeny tiny flyer (bonk is back spot since he’s defense). denver strutting around in his little nike pros knowing he’s everyone’s dream to base because he can hold himself tight and he stays cool under pressure. every single day trusting his literal life in their big hands. is this anything

a lot of people talk about the top being bad at fucking which is awesome but there's not enough discussion about the bottom being bad at getting fucked