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Someone over at reddit is winning at life.

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Real talk: incredibly relatable.
I’m not ready for this yet in my personal journey. But I jerk to my sissy kink a lot. It’s so hot.
it is what is right for me
Shots Anyone? Xx
I really enjoy it when drunks don't seem to enjoy it anymore, but they just continue drinking, because they can't stop. Could be too.

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Absolute perfection. I want to goon until everything that is me melts away.
Big boy
Out doing some shopping, and completing stopping by a cafe and have a piece of cake, even tho I just had Indian buffet for lunch. Tried to lose weight, but it seems I fail, and it turns me on.
Drink in, titty powers activate!!
heheh makes me sound like some kind of magickal girl like that heheh omggg that would be so fun!! :3c magical girl costume?!
this loop is so dreamy, absolute peak life material
Plot twist: all that alcohol is for me, so I’m nice and drunk by the time my friends show up. My wife gets the boys by themselves, and they all have a laugh as I slurringlt excuse myself and stumble to my study. In there I’ll watch beta porn, goon, and drink myself to a complete stupor and probably pass out in my own puke and piss, all the while my wife has fantastic sec with my friends.
If you're having a good night drinking and showing off your titties then clearly you'll have an even better night drinking more and playing with your titties for us!
eiiiii heres a start ;3
Absolute raw model. Fantastic. <3

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It’s like two months since last I had sec with my wife. She hardly even kisses me anymore. It makes me sad and makes me feel lonely. But deep down I know it’s probably for the best, my little dick twitches like crazy from the rejection, and from my ever growing feeling that I neither deserve sex, nor can perform if I do happen to have sex.
i wisb there was a porn category that was just watching drunk people stumble and slur.....
I’d watch, all the time. Perhaps end up as content there someday too. Dreamy.
Im so close...
Just a bit more and ill feel amazing
Almost in the right heads pace just need to get a bit deeper in this feeling.
One more edible...
One drink/hit is too many, a thousand is not enough. That’s how it works: you are always just the shot from the perfect feeling, might as well drink it.
I’m not entirely there yet, but I’m inching closer. And at the same time, my cocklet seem to shrink.
Reblog if you want me to upturn a bottle of liquor right into ur mouth
Yes please. And it is important that you make sure I continue drinking even if I get sick.

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Morning routine
BEEP BEEP BEEP. I turned off my alarm clock. It said 6.00 a.m. I felt groggy and nausiated, and had no idea why it rang so early. I noticed I had a message on my phone.
"Good morning Sweatie! I hope you slept well and feel great today! Make Mommy proud and take three large swigs from the Absolute you put next to your bed. You know I just want you to feel good! After you had your refreshment, I want you to write me and tell me how much my big boy drank, and then I want you to get back to sleep again. Okay Sweetie? Xxxooxxx"
I couldn't remember putting a bottle next to my bed. Truth be told, I couldn't remember getting to bed at all. But I checked, and of course Mommy was right. There was a bottle of Vodka with 2/3rds left. Mechanically I picked it up and screw of the lid with clumsy finger. Three swigs. It didn't even burn a lot on the first. But I felt a fimilar warmth in my crouch. I wanted so bad to make Mommy proud. On the third swig, I tried to drink as much as possible, but my stomach upproared and I had to stop. I lay there, helplessly gulping air and tried not to throw up, like a fish on dry land. Finally I was able to write.
"Go mornin momy. I tried to drink you prou og me but almost got sick. Sory"
After that, I must have passed out.
BEEP BEEP BEEP. My alarm again. I dropped my phone and fumbled before managing to turn the sound off. My vision swam and I felt desorientated. 7.00 a.m. I had a message on my phone.
"Oh hello there little one! You began drinking at six already? Your such a little rascal. thirsty today? Are you still in bed, and do you have more supplies next to you? If so, I want you to have three large swigs. You know I just want you to feel good! Write afterwards, and take a little nap. Love, Mommy xxxooxxx"
It was something with the message that gave me a bit paus, but I couldn't understand what it was. Had I been drinking? But she was right, it was a bottle on my night stand. Less than half of it's content was left. I reached for it and almost tripped it over. Damn, I wasn't steady. I tried again and secured the bottle. Fuck it felt SO GOOD everywhere. My body was a warm numb blob. I felt so horny, and wanted to be the best pup for Mommy. With one hand jerking my little cock, I drank. I wasn't hard, but the little worm was warm and touching myself was more than a habit, it was just what I did. The liqour went down so easy. I was utterly surprised when the bottle was suddenly empty. I was unsure how much it had been in there, but I had probably drunk quite a lot. My belly began hurting and it felt like it was on fire. I collapsed on my side, suddenly covered in sweat. I didn't know how long I was lying there gasping before I felt steady enough to write on my phone:
"I hadd there st off drink haha i love y me cocl is so small bhu bfeel good almist puke ilo veyo"
I blacked out.
BEEP BEEP BEEP. It took me a long time to come to, and even longer to turn off the bloody alarm. I had no idea what was going on, and whan I tried to sit up, my head lolled and it the world twisted and turned around me. I crashed back into the sweaty damp bed. I had a message on my phone. It took me quite some time to read it.
"Haha, oh Sweetie! Dead drunk seven in the morning! So, let me get this straight. Drunk as you were yesterday, you still managed to bring a bottle to bed. I know you opened it and drank from it before sleeping at 2 a.m. Now it is five hours later, and you have finished it? You must feel SO GOOD now, you might as well get up and get your day started! I want you to go to the bathroom and do your morning toilet, and while you do, I want you to delete this conversation without reading back anything. You know I don't mind it when you binge, but I don't want there to be a paper trail of my support. Can you do that for Mommy? I call you in 15 minutes so I can see your beet read face, your growing body and your little wee wee, and set you off for the day! Xxxooxxx"
I felt my dicklet get warm again. I loved it when Mommy saw me in a drunken state. I fumbled with my phone to delete the conversation. When I finally suceeded I tried to get out of the bed, but crashed violently into the nightstand and fell into the wall with my head first, and slid down on the floor. Drool dropped down on the floor from my slack jaw. I felt complete. This would be a fantastic day.
Where’s All The Limp Dicks?
Own your Erectile Dysfunction, be proud of it. Reblog this and let the world know you can’t fuck.
I used to sometimes have trouble getting hard or staying hard for sex, but if I did get hard, I'd last for a long time. But lately, I have growing issues getting hard while I jerk, I sometimes cum while still mostly limp, and during sex, I usually cum really really quickly these days.