This Place is a Mess

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[Id: editted screenshot of a youtube video of some staring at a computer with the title "scrolling character tag. the video ends when i get mad". The video is 8 seconds long. End id.]

look upon my sons and despair

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”