pokemon…

"i asked chatgpt" okay i asked the magical sentient forest that i sacrificed my eyes and hands to... we r not the same

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

im no better than squidward

sorry boss i can't come in today. yeah they positively identified james fitzjames's remains and his bones have cut marks consistent with cannibalism

just hit Twelve followers

well that's very rude. why did you hit them :/

Jesus in the alyernate universe where he us abusive 👆

if you have a covered porch or deck that allows you to sit outside when its raining, fuuuuuuck yoooou