Average Evangelion Enjoyer

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

why is the Ubuntu font so peaceful

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

"Why is Huanbi so mad all of the time" Huanbi is working class rage but I guess we're not ready for that conversation yet

IDENTITY EMERGES ORGANICALLY FROM ACTION

Smoking Behind the Supermarket With You is wish-fulfillment on a level I didn’t know I needed… what if a middle-aged man is so charmed by my customer service that he becomes my dog…. Dare I hope? Dare I dream?