I will never not believe that They™ have been conditioning us to rely on AI for maybe a decade.
They started by saying that not only were you annoying for venting to your friends, but that you were toxic and abusive for demanding they give you "free emotional labour" and how disgusting you are for expecting free therapy, seek a fucking professional, you are a bad person for ever being open to your significant other or close friends and family. They encouraged you to cut out and ostracize anybody who ever says anything negative about their lives or asks for advice to Protect Your Peace. But then boosted the cost of speaking to therapists. But that's okay because now we have AI therapy for free or cheap, and yeah we are absolutely scraping everything you say and selling it third parties and surveilling the shit out of you but hey you're desperate and you don't want to burden your friends do you you fucking abusive burden and we need a profit.
Then they said hey you know . . . Those hobbies you've been doing? Painting and writing and playing video games? Well unless you monetize those hobbies you're actually a disgusting person for being lazy. Also the stories you write and the art you draw is actually. Um. Not any fucking good, morally or technically. Buy our subscription plan to make it better and erhically safe with our AI. But just so you know, having an imagination is actually a super dangerous symptom called maladaptive daydreaming. By fantasizing about fake worlds in your games and stories and art, you are not focusing on being a worker drone. Just have AI do the art and writing for you so you can sell it for more money. Pay us for the subscription and look into seeing our AI therapist for your maladaptive daydreaming disorder so you can get back to work.
Now I know work is hard, but it's necessary and if you don't earn your right to live by being a perfect worker who never makes mistakes, you deserve every bad thing that comes your way. We require you to get everything done perfectly on time and we are doubling your workload so it is impossible to get done . . . But if you use our AI software to alleviate some of the workload and get things done quicker, you will be able to finish everything on time. You really shouldn't even NEED the destress from working since AI does it all because you should be grateful and only weak willed pieces of shit don't love working and being a perfect worker, especially now that we have AI to do a bunch of stuff for you, you lazy scumbag. After you use our ai to lessen your workload, have AI do you hobbies that you monetize because unless it makes money it is actually evil but doing it for fun is wrong because having an imagination is wrong you maladaptive daydreamer, seriously you really need to get that under control focus only on reality dear Christ, so after you have AI monetize your hobby and do the imagination work for you, you better seek therapy you're a bad person for needing with our AI.
Now speaking about anything deeper than small talk or business makes you a shitty person and unless every single word you say is perfectly picked at all times you will be punished and turned into the next cancel culture meme, remember you are surveilled at all times and there is no expectation of privacy in public, so why dont you use our AI to help you say everything correctly at all times? If you make any communication mistake you will be drawn and quartered so this is essential. Have our AI summarize emails and then respond for you so you don't ruin your life. This will make you more employable because remember any mistake will be blasted online and companies have a right not to hire fucking morons who bring bad publicity, so you can use our work AI before going home to monetize your AI hobby, so you can use our AI therapist.
I know you want to socialize but only narcissists need to talk all the fucking time you toxic burden, like seriously do you actually think anybody has the goddammit time to listen to your main character narcissistic ass? Jesus. The rest of society is out grinding nonstop and making money like they should and you want to "hang out" but everything "costs money" which any reasonably normal person can afford? Maybe if you weren't a lazy piece of shit who wants to monopolize everyone's time you'd be able to afford leaving your house. Lucky for you we have AI chatbots so you can socialize without wasting anybody's time because time is money, so hang out with your AI friend and use other AI to help you communicate appropriately with it because remember your conversations are monitored since we need to make sure you're an employable person that can safely use our work AI without bringing bad publicity to the company, and we need to make sure anything you do monetize with our AI hobbydoer is advertiseable since that is your second and third and fourth job since any time you don't spend making money is slothful, and then any stress you still have (really you ought to control your maladaptive daydreaming because fantasizing is a waste of precious time when you could be thinking about our bottom line there really is something wrong with you you should probably subscribe to the more expensive ad-free tier) can be told to our AI therapist.
You look nothing like the AI enhanced influencers on social media by the way. I think this must be because you have a dangerous health condition that is self inflicted by you being a lazy piece of shit. That's what your AI search suggests, maybe talk to this AI doctor recommenddd by your AI chatbot friend? Can't have you getting sick because we need you at your AI job so you can destress with your monetized AI hobby and then talk to your AI therapist about why thinking for yourself is a sign of a dangerous disorder. Maybe if you got an AI significant other you would be happier . . . Spicy Mode costs a little extra but you should be able to afford it since you have an AI job and AI hobby . . . However don't get TOO spicy, we have to advertise and money is important.
We are the frogs being boiled and it started when they told us you were wrong for needing human connection. ("They" are the capitalist billionaires btw.)
Fuck Generative AI.
