Just imagine a traveling monk doing that epic throat singing while some bard be shredding on some kind of lyre and the bard is like yo let's combine our talents. And so you have this martial artist who can do really badass flying kicks and handstand spins for fighting reasons and they say okay now do thet to the beat, also play this mandolin. And there's a disgraced former Jester that Fucks as hard as he partakes in Herbs and Booze you know what i mean. But can also sing and play drums but more importantly he Knows People. Anyway so they become a very popular rock group, similar to a heavy metal group, at some point the jester gets addicted to some shit and causes drama, the monk with his epically deep singing is such a straight edge virgin they almost have a falling out but he falls in love with the Jester and stops being a monk, all their fans are writing real person fanfiction, anyway but when they die of old age eventually people forgot about them and the fanfiction got lost, but they were successful for decades, I mean who is to say this didn't happen, we don't know, anyway their band name was Catgut and all the Jester/Monk fujoshis were right and the dancer fighter couldn't sing for shit but he had a loving wife and kids at home he provided for, the most normal of them all really, his wife was the lyricist as well, they ended up in a throuple with the bard, their most popular song was Ye Smitten.






















