Local buddy boy

i know it’s a pretty heavy-handed way to get your point across but i’m just awestruck and enthralled every single time without fail by shots where a character is positioned so that part of their background blends with the foreground and creates the illusion of them having wings or a halo or some other symbolic detail

also when they incorporate something about the character’s personality into their clothing or possessions. that’s some good shit right there.

Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them 

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

This vine has always found a way to resurface precisely when it’s the beginning of summer to reassure you bout to get into some fun foolery

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that