schrodinger's bf

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

God I love hairy uncut dick

If you haven't shown me your cock I wanna see it, and if you have shown it to me I wanna see it again

I think men should be sluttier and show more crotch and bulge and bush and pubic hair

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

Gum.

*forces you to maintain eye contact as you cum all over my dick*

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits