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Greg: You're uh.. impossibly fast, and like strong? Your skin is like pale white and ice cold, man. Your eyes um change color, and sometimes you uh speak like- like you're from a different time? You never eat or drink anything? You don't like go out in the sunlight... How old are you?

Tom: Forty three.

Greg: Dude... how long have you been forty three?

Tom: A while.

Greg: I um think I like... know what you are? If it's okay to assume...

Tom: Say it, Greg. Out loud, come on. Say it!

Greg: Uh... a person of the um vampiric sort? You know a- a vampire.

Tom: Are you afraid, Greg?

Greg: No?

Tom: Then ask me the most basic question that even your pea brain knows the answer to: what do we eat?

Greg: You won't hurt me, man...

#lmao #do we think greg kins bella #i think so #tomgreg #twilight

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deepfrieddeltarunememes

loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter

reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in

#deltarune #sooooo true

hugdog

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

#deltarune #fanart #noelle holiday #holiday family #i'm going to walk into the lake man what the hell #so good...ouchhhh

gawdland

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

owainigo

pop that pretty question right now baby

#mattjay #ntbts #fanart #holy flipppp

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mattsheadband

his sneakers and headband 😭😭 his skinny little pants and his quick little speech about how his team means everything 😭😭 the giant photo of him on screen 🫪

#huge day for Katya and me as big Dead Ringers fans Matt Johnson heads #matt johnson

okdidireallyneedtoknow

cooking up the most esoteric ntbts fanart in existence....

okdidireallyneedtoknow

jay’s weird dream

#literally wearing my Dead Ringers shirt rn #this world is so beautiful.....#need to send this to Katya ASAP!!!!#ntbts #mattjay #dead ringers #fanart #I AM SO HAPPY RN!!!!!!

twothousandeight

let's all blur the lines between fiction and reality together

#♡

teddypng

Joan Baez photographed by Paul Harris in her home, 1980

#joan baez #♡

gospelofmarco

CRASH [1996], dir. david cronenberg

#crash 1996 #gifset

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shoomlah

Matt Johnson Plays Himself: a piece dedicated to Matt Johnson, director, and his troika of fictional Matt Johnsons from The Dirties (2013), Operation Avalanche (2016), and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie.

#matt johnson #ntbts #ntbtstm #operation avalanche #the dirties #blackberry #fanart #holy shit this rules

jay-foxx

#ntbts #beautiful

shisasan

Moritz von Schwind, Apparition in the Forest, 1858

#☆

jay-foxx

Has this been done already

#mattjay #ntbts

fishtrift

that was our plan!!!!!

#ntbts #fanart #jay mccarrol

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cirrocula

matt murdock johnson bc of that one episode of ntbts.... hes the devil of queen ave fr

#matt johnson #ntbts #fanart #this is so amazing #looking at this and remembering when i drew matthew macfadyen as daredevil.... full circle moment for me #everything is connected somehow #anyway this rules aaaa he looks so gorg

mattys-marbles

the kiss plan but matt's hat pops up like in the cartoons

#mattjay #ntbts #fanart #HOLY SHITTTTT #OH MY GODNSSNKDKDLF #this is everything to me

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