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[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]

Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.

“Larry, I’m on DuckTales” is something I enjoy saying when I suddenly find perspective.

you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

no actually reblog this

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

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Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.

No, no, no… she wasn’t poisoning thrm, she was giving them a “potion” that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.

Ho! Much better indeed!

potion of dodge the draft

WHAT A FUCKING RESULT!!!