Regis

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

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hey are y’all just straight lying about taz becoming heart-breakingly emotional? cause i’m like 20 episodes in and merle just dirty talked a plant

nevermind i don’t remember what happiness is

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode