not sure whats going on

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

*has the worst mood swing you’ve ever seen in your life* haha sorry about that. what’s up

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

i knew the iud would be evil i just didn’t expect THIS evil

the fact that i’ve taken 800 mg of advil and 500mg of tylenol AND two lidocaine patches on and it’s still unbearable?? jesus fuck

ordered $30 of chicken wings to make me feel better

i knew the iud would be evil i just didn’t expect THIS evil

the fact that i’ve taken 800 mg of advil and 500mg of tylenol AND two lidocaine patches on and it’s still unbearable?? jesus fuck

Transmascs of the world I need you to not be sad and instead be really fucking angry. Do you remember when you were like 8 or something and first realized that the adults around you had way way higher expectations for you than they did for the little boys and you felt more angry than you’d ever felt before. I need you to channel that instead of letting the sadness eat you. And I need you to go eat a mango.

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude