not sure whats going on

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

it's forever fucked that refusal is associated so strongly with cowardice and cowardice is almost universally uncontestedly seen as an existential failure that disqualifies you from the right to refuse anything when being able to admit that you're afraid and say "no" are some of the most powerful things that anyone can do

"why don't you want to? are you scared?" yes. is that so bad? to be afraid and unwilling? why should that be worth less? why should i hope to be the richest corpse in the graveyard?

UHOH thought about Jason Grace’s gigantic embarrassing crush on Nico di Angelo again

I love a Nico ship where the other guy has been into with Nico way longer than Nico has been into him. love a ship where Nico is so helplessly in love with Percy that he doesn’t look at anyone else and doesn’t notice that Will or Jason or whoever is absolutely obsessed with him until much later. love a Nico who can’t even begin to love someone new until he grows up a bit and gets over his crush or starts healing and can finally open his heart to allow himself to be loved. love a Nico who wallows in the darkness so much that he can’t see what’s right in front of him. love a Nico who finally lifts his eyes from the ground and suddenly sees that the world is a beautiful place and it’s made more beautiful by someone who loves him.

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

literally every problem i've had in my adult life has been solved by open and honest communication. which is fucking stupid, first of all

like i can't even just a little bit solve my problems with wanton violence? for real??

i'm like a caricature in a children's show. "and then Whimsy took a deep breath, made a few polite phonecalls, and everything resolved itself 🥰" fucking hell man when do i get to punch someone hard as fuck in the jaw