not sure whats going on

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

im not arguing with a dogboy go fetch

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

The OBSESSION with identity is so crazy like the view that when you do something it immediately becomes part of your identity and all the parts of you have to click together to become “person who wakes up early” or “person who reads” no you can literally just do something without restructuring your whole performance of personhood around it. I don’t know what to tell you except that you will never be able to have an entirely unfractured view of yourself or that you will be able to rationalize all the complex parts of yourself into the phrase “person who x” like you should just be doing things without performing them. Or aestheticizing them. Just try different things on and keep what works for you. Otherwise you will never learn and grow!

please tell me a gaggle of monsterfucker muppets heckled op in the street by singing "there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch"

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days