this is f( ´•ᴗ•)k

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

god forbid men have sweaty anonymous sex in a public restroom

BUT it doesn't say that a truck driver can't bring a non truck driver in there. Loophole?

I really like the mundanity of day-to-day Pokemon life, because while you can be a world-famous Pokemon trainer you can also be Steve From Accounting who works a normal desk job and just so happens to own a giant lizard with axes for teeth

you only like me for who I am

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

I vividly remember this because I got an alert on my phone that a clown was spotted close to university campus

someone reported you on your way to class?? 😧

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries