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there are people out there whose entire job is to make sure their factory's bagel slicer perfectly divides every bagel into one brick that barely fits in the toaster and one sliver so thin it's almost transparent

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I know this is horrible but this comment was left on a true crime youtube video and I cannot stop laughing.
so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner
Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.
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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤
the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup
You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light
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How it feels to imagine a female character's voice as deep when you read the source and then watch an adaptation that gives her some Elmo ass voice
its wild that no ones even pointed out that two of the tumblr sexyman contenders were in the same show together
The hairpin Maomao gave Shisui representing how love = freedom of choice.
Hairpins in TAD represent belonging to/with someone, and the ones she bore as Loulan tied her to a life she never asked for; a belonging to her mother and clan, and the emperor.
When Maomao gives Shisui her hairpin as a parting gift, as an offering for her prayer, the dialogue goes like this:
🪲:Why in my collar and not in my hair?
🍀:You already have so much up there.
She acknowledges the burden and duty Shisui bears, and in tucking it into her collar instead of her hair, she gives her a choice.
Maomao doesn’t claim her, but gives her the option. A stark contrast to all the roles and expectations imposed on her her entire life.
In her last moments as Shisui, the only tie she has to the palace and prior life now is the hairpin Maomao gave her, and after selling that she becomes free.
She finally belongs to herself only.
To love is to understand, and Maomao’s belief in a way out for Shisui actually gave her one.
maomao is not the bisexual representation the people asked for and honestly she is not the bisexual representation the people needed, I really dont know what that thing is but no one living or dead has the power to stop her. She showed the emperors concubines elicit porn. She met a woman with tits so huge that she completely ignored everything the woman was saying for a full minute to stare at them silently. She put her androgynous boytoy in a dress and made him dance. Grabbed his dong and called it a decent sized frog. And she did all of this while practicing medicine illegally. Feminism wins
maomao and her dedication to never discovering anything about jinshi's personal life
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She refuses to think about that she knows that he's the moon prince LOL

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