YSPRI

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

getting banned over a glitched report that was never actually filed, only to be unbanned out if nowhere 3 months later and then immediately banned again within a matter of hours, is honestly the most pjackk thing to ever happen to someone on this site

this genuinely made me so happy

NOBODY HELPS ME

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea