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There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

big and cutes my me at you

i hateewe that the pvz blowjob image has lost its effect. it was so fucking funny. the initial experience of coming across it on the dash was hysterical. like the zombie bad luck brian. like its just like. Okay Thanks

has anybody ever seen this photo before

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy