Youtube Saved Me.

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”

I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER

“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy!  You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”

the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

It’s substance abuse

Is ignorance truly bliss? Because a lot of dumb fucking idiots are racist and angry ALL the time.

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

i wish we could all agree on a secondary location but unfortunately when tumblr is over we will be dispersing into our own directions like dandelion seeds

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.