The Kingdom Of Rogue

Happy Pride

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

Fellow trans men who've freshly started HRT, be warned: vaginal atrophy aint the only symptom you'll get on T, your pelvic floor muscles will also go to shit once your periods stop. This means that if you nut hard enough or try to chain orgasms for shits and giggles you will pull the muscles in your crotch by accident and it will hurt like an absolute motherfucker for a frankly ungodly amount of time afterwards. Either invest in kegels or situps or try to schedule frequent orgasms to keep your pelvis in shape or something bc lemme tell you pulling your crotch muscles is NOT fucking worth it

"if you forgot then it obviously wasn't important to you" is an ableist thing to say and i'm tired of pretending it's not

I've forgotten *my own birthday* before. There are several years of my life just straight up missing. In the past I've forgotten silly little frivolous things like NAMES OF LOVED ONES or WHERE MY HOUSE IS. But obviously none of that was important. Fucking awful, ableist thing to say.

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote