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panic at the costco?

manic! at the petco

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

im suuuuuper tired. i think ill stay up for another 5-24 hours

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a treasure trove.

Our little stupid conversation means more to me than you think

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

This is why I decided to learn how to bake.

brother i said i missed the bus and you telling me this is why you became an astronaut. where do we go from here?

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions